Emotional Pyrotechnics

Stan: Black fireworks are ever so sad.


Mum: Why?


Stan: Because the haven't got a dream in their hearts.

My Compliments to the Chef

Mum: How's your dinner?


Stan: Well it's quite intergalactic but it's OK.


Mum: OK.


Stan: It makes me go, ting tong ting tong alla walla bing bong.