Magician: (to a little girl helping him with a magic trick) Can you feel any magic tingling in your hands yet?
Little girl: No.
Magician: Oh dear, boys and girls. We'd better try it again. How about now? Can you feel any magic tingling in your hands now?
Little girl: no.
Stan: (in a super loud voice) I'd try something else, if I were you. This magic obviously isn't working.
Wednesday, 22 August 2012
Monday, 20 August 2012
Be Told
Stan: (to his 14 month old sister, who was sitting on the dining table) Florence, you are not powerful, you are not fleabant, you are not normal, you are porbidge.
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