Mum: Stanley, I'm going to have a look round your new school tomorrow and meet one of the teachers Mrs Smith, is there anything you would like me to ask her?
Stanley: Can I squeeze you into jelly?
Mum: You'd like me to ask Mrs Smith if you can squeeze her into jelly?
Stanley: Yep.
Mum: (wearliy) Ok, any thing else?
Stanley: Can I eat her?
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