Friday, 2 March 2012

Dear Sister

Dad: What shall we call your baby sister Stan? 

Stan: iPhone, iPhone Tourettes.

Thursday, 1 March 2012

The Plumber Calls

Mum and Plumber stood in the bathroom discussing the price of taps, enter Stan through the bathroom door.

Stan: Mummy, I want to get your boobs out, I want to bing bong them.

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

If You Only Knew the Power of the .....

Stan: O ohh, I'm going to the darkside.

Dad: Come back Stan, come back.

Stan: Too late I'm here. Rrrraaargh.

Monday, 27 February 2012

Lost in Translation

Stan: Daddy how do you say t'other in Spanish?


Sunday, 26 February 2012


Stan: This swede is sworange.

Mum: What's sworange?

Stan: It's a colour. It's orange that you can swallow.