Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Emotional Pyrotechnics

Stan: Black fireworks are ever so sad.

Mum: Why?

Stan: Because the haven't got a dream in their hearts.

Sunday, 22 April 2012

My Compliments to the Chef

Mum: How's your dinner?

Stan: Well it's quite intergalactic but it's OK.

Mum: OK.

Stan: It makes me go, ting tong ting tong alla walla bing bong.