Friday, 20 April 2012

Birthday Wishes

Mum: What would you like for your birthday Stan?

Stan: An Xbox

Mum: Anything else?

Stan: A broom stick that actually flies.

Mum: Anything else?

Stan: A mug, with a medium sized elephant in the bottom of it.

Mum: Anything else?

Stan: Two bikes, actually stuck together.

Mum: Hmmm.

Thursday, 19 April 2012


Stan: (Making large expressive gestures)

Dad: What are you doing Stan?

Stan: I'm channeling the bard.

Sunday, 15 April 2012

Feline Faeces

Stan: Daddy, did you know, Cats bury their wee and poo so donkeys can't find them?