Saturday, 10 March 2012


Stan sitting at the breakfast table, stops eating, turns to Dad.

Stan: I'm going to make some grey, sunflower seed flavoured toothpaste for monsters, that's what I'll do.

Friday, 9 March 2012

Emo Dad

Stan: I wish you weren't my Daddy. I wish you were called Benjamin Cross Paul Herbert.

Dad: Why Stan what does he do that I don't?

Stan: Because Benjamin Cross Paul Herbert wears two kinds of lipstick, one that stains and one that doesn't, even though he's a boy.

Tuesday, 6 March 2012

Must Try Harder

Stan: Daddy, are you going to man practice tonight?

Monday, 5 March 2012


Dad: Come on Stan, lets put your cream on.

Stan: Don't put the madness cream on me.