Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Primary Education

Mum: Stanley, I'm going to have a look round your new school tomorrow and meet one of the teachers Mrs Smith, is there anything you would like me to ask her? 

Stanley: Can I squeeze you into jelly? 

Mum: You'd like me to ask Mrs Smith if you can squeeze her into jelly? 

Stanley: Yep. 

Mum: (wearliy) Ok, any thing else? 

Stanley: Can I eat her?

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