Monday, 16 January 2012

Sartorial Splendor

Mum: Stanley, please put some trousers on. 

Stan: But I don't want to.

Mum: You need to cover yourself up. Please put something on.

Stan: (Slinks off to the bathroom, reappears with three turquoise sequins on his penis) I've covered myself up now.

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