Sunday, 22 January 2012

And For My Next Trick

Stan: Why don't squirrels cross the road? 

Mum: Because they're not very good at it and they get squished. 

Stan: Why aren't they very good at it? 

Mum: Because everybody is different. Some animals are good at some things and some animals are rubbish at other things. What are you good at? 

Stan: Ummmm, squashing berries. 

Mum: Ok, what are you rubbish at? 

Stan: Cutting dogs in half (big pause) Muuuuuum, what's inside a dog?

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