Monday, 23 January 2012

What's in a Name?


Stan: Muuuuuuuum. 

Mum: Yes, Stanley, what's wrong? 

Stan: I wish you weren't called Mum. 

Mum: Stan, it's the middle of the night. Go back to sleep. 

Stan: I think Graham would be a better name for you. 

Mum: Please go back to sleep. 

Stan: Ok Graham. I'll try, but I'd rather be a mouse.

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