5am.
Stan: Muuuuuuuum.
Mum: Yes, Stanley, what's wrong?
Stan: I wish you weren't called Mum.
Mum: Stan, it's the middle of the night. Go back to sleep.
Stan: I think Graham would be a better name for you.
Mum: Please go back to sleep.
Stan: Ok Graham. I'll try, but I'd rather be a mouse.
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